We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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