this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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