Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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