I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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