"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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