What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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