Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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