you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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