Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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