I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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