also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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