I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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