I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She even gives head with a lisp.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Two words: nipple clamps
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