I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
