Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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