At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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