last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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