i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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