Your dad touched me again.
i barfeds in our rink
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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