that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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