I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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