we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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