Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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