Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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