with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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