I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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