10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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