love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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