Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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