at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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