Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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