i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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