weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
The air taste purple.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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