I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
When did angry sex become our thing?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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