My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
well, you know. whores of a feather.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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