Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Betty ford says i'm here all night
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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