That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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