Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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