...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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