If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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