I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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