I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
operation harelip BJ is a go
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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