I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
we made out on top of his cat.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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