Girls should come with a carfax report
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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