I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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