i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Randomize
