She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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