he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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