so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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