That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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