he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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