I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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