yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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