Don't you send me to vm
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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