What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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