And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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