what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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